Voici une petite liste de fautes faites par des débutants ... à titre de mise en garde. C'est en analysant ses propres erreurs que l'on apprend à se corriger. Et bien là, vous allez gagner du temps puisque vous n'aurez même pas besoin de faire des fautes, les autres en ont fait à votre place. Observez les et essayez de ne pas les imiter !
That's the way French speakers try and improve English language. Would you understand them ?

| 1) DROLE d'ORTHOGRAPHE ! - They wrote... | ... meaning : |
| The atmosfear was horrible ! | atmosphere |
| The British Prime Minister lives at number 10 Drowning street. | Downing street |
| These shoes are two big, give me smaller ones. | too big |
| She bought a new sweet-shirt. | sweat-shirt |
| He has a cat witch is black. | which |
| I've seen this film tree times. | three |
| In Spring, the threes are covered with flowers. | trees |
| It is his birdday today, he is ten. | his birthday |
| She will come on Wensday. | on Wednesday |
| They had never visited London beefore. | before |
| 2) MOT à MOT OBSCUR - They wrote... | ... meaning : |
| Grandma is visiting the zoo with her small-children. | grand children |
| Mr Barton is eating out with his woman. | his wife |
| The woman gave a good-good to her son. | a sweet |
| He took a bath and he took his breakfast very early. | He had a bath and he had breakfast |
| I have fifteen years. | I am fifteen years old |
| Where did he live Sherlock Holmes ? | Where did Sherlock Holmes live ? |
| With who did you go ? | Who did you go with ? |
| He left there are two hours. | two hours ago |
| They played during four hours. | for four hours |
| It's the bike of my sister. | my sister's bike |
| She will go and buy a book at the library. | bookshop |
| He played tennis for 2 o'clock. | for 2 hours |
| He was late, he came at 3 hours. | at 3 o'clock |
| He always wears baskets. | basket-ball shoes |
| She likes playing foot. | football |
| Let me hold your bras. | your arm |
| 3) CONFUSION ORTHOGRAPHIQUE - They wrote... | ... meaning : |
| You can ride this book, it's super. | read |
| I'd like to have a pint of bear. | beer |
| She won't come, I sink ! | think |
| I need a packet of flower to make a cake. | flour |
| He has to stay in bed because he is hill. | ill |
| Give him a drink because he is thirty. | thirsty |
| These shoes are two big, give me smaller ones. | too big |
| We'll have some soap for supper. | soup |
| She needs a piece of soup to wash her hands. | soap |
| The children are washing the television. | watching |
| His car is very dirty, he is watching it. | washing |
| Lucy is going too bed. | to |
| She leaves in a detached-house by the river. | lives |
| She was very tired so she was slipping on the sofa. | sleeping |
| She spent a knight in a hotel in London. | a night |
| That book is £1.50 and this one is only 60 pens. | pence |
| She was hungry because you broke her bike. | angry |
| She was very angry so we gave her something to eat. | hungry |
| What where they doing ? | What were they doing ? |
| He is a friend of mind. | a friend of mine |
| His working in his room. | He's |
| Charle we go to the cinema ? | Shall we ... |
| 4) Ah, la GRAMMAIRE ! - They wrote... | ... meaning : |
| I know she will late, she always is. | she will be late |
| They must go at home. | go home |
| They are going to at home. | going home |
| They are going to home. | going home |
| They have got a big house and a garden very large. | a very large garden |
| There were many peoples in the stadium. | people |
| She has lost her watch, so she will buy an another. | another |
| You don't like football but me I like it. | but I like it |
| She had her baby eaten. | she made her baby eat |
| She will phone when she will arrive. | when she arrives |
| I have fifteen years. | I am fifteen years old |
| He didn't see nothing. | didn't see anything |
| With who did you go ? | Who did you go with ? |
| Where did he live Sherlock Holmes ? | Where did Sherlock Holmes live ? |
| He bought not a new car. | He didn't buy a new car |
| It is my bike's sister. | my sister's bike |
| He left there are two hours. | two hours ago |
| They played during four hours. | for four hours |
| They will can come. | will be able to come / will be allowed to come |
| There was not something in the box. | not anything / nothing |
| Where is the car's key ? | the car key |
| What where they doing ? | what were they doing ? |
| They are two cats on the roof. | There are |
| The childs are playing. | the children |
| The childrens went to school by bus. | the children |
| He has been raining all day. | It has been raining |
| She is in at home. | she is at home |
| They are listening the music. | listening to music |
| He is a friend of my. | a friend of mine |
| They doed the shopping yesterday. | did |
| They willn't come. | won't |
| They cann't speak English. | can't |
| They musn't go out late. | mustn't |
| His working in his room. | He's |
| He is playing with he's friends. | with his friends |
| Who's book is it ? | Whose book |
| Their visiting London. | They're |
| 5) POÊTES - They wrote... | ... meaning : |
| The woman gave a good-good to her son. | a sweet |
| My bike is "grand-mother", yours is "mother". | "old" and "new" |
| My bike is olding ! | getting old |
| She spent a knight in a hotel in London. | a night |
| In Spring, the threes are covered with flowers. | trees |
| It is my bike's sister. | my sister's bike |
| It is his birdday today, he is ten. | his birthday |
| He is a friend of mind. | a friend of mine |
| They doed the shopping yesterday. | did |
| Let me hold your bras. | your arm. |
| They had never visited London beefore. | before |
Toutes ces fautes ont réellement été lues ou entendues -
rien n'a été "inventé" pour faire le malin ou faire sourire !
Mais passons à un problème plus subtil : la valeur
"culturelle" des mots.
© BP / PECAS - Octobre 2004
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